A crossover with Batman. This is a sequel to The Rani in Arkham.
The Rani and Poison Ivy sat on a couch in the recreation room, kissing and cuddling. The two scientists had barely been able to stay away from each other since they had met in Arkham Asylum. It was not a little ironic, given that the Rani had been planning on kidnapping Ivy and using her in her biotech experiments.
Harley Quinn folded her arms and looked at the pair with disgust. She had thought she was Ivy's best girl. It felt very low.
Harley turned to Roxy Rocket who was sat nearby, trying impatiently to learn knitting.
"After all we've been through she dumps me for this dame?" she said. "Looks like I'm not crazy enough for Ivy. Obviously dating a psychopathic clown killer is not good enough. I should have been some loony who thinks she's a 'Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey' with two hearts! Why didn't I stick with Puddin?"
Poison Ivy withdrew her lips from her new lover. "Can you really turn people into trees?"
"Oh yes, darling," replied the Rani.
"I want to see you do that," said Ivy, imagining various possible subjects for such an experiment.
"When you help me break out of here, I'll show you. And you must see a Krynoid. It's a plant on a distant planet that infects animals. It turns them into a colossal vegetable monster that devours all animal life. The early stages of infection have a remarkable similarity to your own metabolism," said the Rani.
"You must help me get one!" cried Ivy.
"When we get to my TARDIS. In the meantime, you have me, my dear," said the Rani seductively.
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